Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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