i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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