Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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