Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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