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(313): View more from Michigan

I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.

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(956): View more from Texas

It was like little house on the drunk prairie.

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(315): View more from New York

we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.

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(562): View more from California

the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here

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