So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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