My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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