It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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