Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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