Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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