using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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