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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY

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(909): View more from California

I just didn't expect you to be so naked....

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(323): View more from California

Where??

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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"

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(561): View more from Florida

The beers last night were like the tears from god

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(850): View more from Florida

Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager

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(253): View more from Washington

Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex

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Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy

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(646): View more from New York

wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom

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(302): View more from Delaware

That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure

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