turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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