Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
