if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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