More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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