I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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