i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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