can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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