I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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