He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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