My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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