this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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