I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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