Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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