kristin has been a bad kristin
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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