brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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