How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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