I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.