At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Be still, my beating vagina.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?