Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Screwed.edu
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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