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  your room smells of hookers.

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  And success

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.

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• (347): View more from New York

  you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.

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