I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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