K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
These tits shall not be calmed
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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