ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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