lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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