And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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