Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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