That's intense
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize