sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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