last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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