Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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