i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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