Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(501): View more from Arkansas

if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church

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(248): View more from Michigan

i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

of course. lets lasso hookers.

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(312): View more from Illinois

You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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(269): View more from Michigan

all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird

(269): View more from Michigan

OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot

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