i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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