That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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