Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I think my vagina is haunted
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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