i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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