the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I am spending my child support on dildos
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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