It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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