I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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