How'd it feel making her break her religion?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He passed out mid-signature
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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