He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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