I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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