yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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