He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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