Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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