I bet he comes in French.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just puked most of my soul out..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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